Sam Simmons


Wed 11 September 2019/Thu 12 September 2019
Event Passed
Event Passed


The Tivoli

Presented By

Brisbane Festival in association with The Tivoli
26 Things That You’ve Been Doing Wrong with San Simmons

Date / Time

Doors 6:30PM
Start 7:30PM
Doors 6:30PM
Start 7:30PM


From $35


General Admission
Under 18s must attend with a Parent or Guardian

Are you sick of getting sand in your bathers at the beach? Got linty jeans? Don’t know how to eat a chicken wing in public? Bendy elbows getting you down? Does your face look all shit in the mirror? Or are you just really sick of spoons?

Sam Simmons has all the answers for you.

Simmons is one of the most daring and unconventional comics in Australia, completely original and vastly absurd, with one foot firmly planted in the soils of reality, and the other rooted deep in a determination to redefine silliness.

Here are 26 life hacks to make your life infinitely better and, maybe if you’re lucky, inevitably question your own self-worth.

This performance contains coarse language and adult themes. Suitable for ages 16+. Children under the age of 18 to be accompanied by an adult.

'A phenomenally good stand-up. *****' - The Scotsman
'A fantastic offering from one of Australia's weirdest comic talents. ★★★★★' - Advertise
'Simmons at his sharpest. ★★★★½' - Herald Sun